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You Know You Are A Dog Lover When...

You have more dog beds, chew toys and crates than you have dogs.

You don't think twice about sharing your ice cream cone with your dog.

Your parents give up on grand children and start to refer to your dog as your kid.

You reach into your pocket for change and come up with a hand full of dog treats.

You have a long discussion with a friend on how to trim your dogs nails but you never had a manicure in your life!

You are cold so you put a sweater on your dog.

You spend more on clothes and food for your dog than you do for yourself.

You have no reservations about kissing your dog on the lips even knowing where his/hers lips have been.

Dogs Definitions Of.....

Leash: a strap which attaches to your collar enabling you to lead your human where you want him to go.

Dog Bed: the white bedspread in your humans bedroom.

Sniff: place your nose as close as you can to the dogs behind inhale repeat several times.

Deafness: human wants you in, you stare blanky at the human then run the other way.

Thunder: this is a sound that the world is coming to an end. you try to warn your human of the danger by trembling uncontrollably, panting, rolling your eyes wildly and following at his heels.

Trash Can: This is a dog toy filled with paper, envelopes and candy wrappers.

Dogs Vocabulary

Dogslurpies - our tongues can slurp over a face in two seconds flat!

Dogaholic - an abnormal addiction to one or more dogs, thats why we are the alpha members of our family.

Dogalarm - when humans are asleep we need to wake them up, walk on their side up to their shoulder and stare into their face. if that doesn't wake them up jump on their chest and dogslurp their face!

Doghop - we do this after going potty, when we drop a toy off the sofa and we want someone to get it for us or we do it just for the fun of it!

Dogcentric - all humans are dogcentric, main topic of conversation is about their dog!

Dogbed - any bed, sofa, chair, pillow, blanket or any piece of clothing on the floor.

DODO - dog owned, dog obsessed!